Show me how you wreck your house
and make your mother squish a mouse.
Show me how you get quite fat
and scare the dog and kick the cat.
When you grow and get quite big
You’ll learn just how to eat a pig,
to break the eggs and learn just how
to roast or fry and eat a cow.
How to make your mother mad,
and scream and cry and be quite sad
as she tells you not to eat those ants
or squat and grunt and poop your pants.