Dr Zooz

Show me how you wreck your house

and make your mother squish a mouse.

Show me how you get quite fat

and scare the dog and kick the cat.

When you grow and get quite big

You’ll learn just how to eat a pig,

to break the eggs and learn just how

to roast or fry and eat a cow.

How to make your mother mad,

and scream and cry and be quite sad

as she tells you not to eat those ants

or squat and grunt and poop your pants.

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