My Life On Earth

Man Cleaning Tips

Men there are a number of fast and easy ways to double or even triple your productivitywhen performing your routine and mundane household tasks. Here they are, try them outfree of charge and pass them on to our fellow man servants.Laundry – cut your laundry washing tasks in half by simply turning clothing inside outand… Continue reading Man Cleaning Tips

How to Change the Toilet Paper: a Guide

Step 1 Make sure there’s toilet paper before you sit down. Step 2 If the roll is empty, carefully squeeze the ends of the plastic tube to release it from its housing. Be careful here—you don’t want the roller to spring on you. Squeeze gently but consistently and angle it out. Step 3 Set the… Continue reading How to Change the Toilet Paper: a Guide

The Grey Man

There was greyness in your eyes, grey like things that are old, grey like the hair that hung limp and stringy to your shoulders. Grey that prevented the world from touching you, or you from touching it. Scary or maybe sad. Once, in another time, you were a person with people. Now you just keep… Continue reading The Grey Man

The Spiderman Sonnet

Do not cry ‘hideous', at my sagging eyes that expose my genius against all others. Criticize and doubt, but I tell no lies as I fawn and preen and eat my brothers. My orange armor, so beautiful to see, shields my nervous flesh from words. I’ll be your flimflam until I flee to my magic… Continue reading The Spiderman Sonnet

I Speak

I speak but there is no sound. You cannot see me on the page. We are lost as if we had never been here, as if we never knew one another. I see but there is only blurred illusion from that other place, where the other life, so real, exists and then is gone. I… Continue reading I Speak

See Me Now

I walk in the black sand as the volcano sleeps. My passing is marked by footprints pressed into time. I am there and then the ocean washes me away. The world is my home, you are my child. Together we are made from the stuff of dreams. Born from spark, before the sun, before time.… Continue reading See Me Now